I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
