okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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