I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
