just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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