At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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