I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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