Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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