I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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