we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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