Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Let's get the cat blown out
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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