That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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