16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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