I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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