Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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