dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
not ubering you a puppy
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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