People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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