Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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