Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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