i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
tell me about the fingering
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