please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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