stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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