oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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