my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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