i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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