let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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