I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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