let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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