Hey man sorry I got all grabby
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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