so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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