so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize
