my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I have already put on my inside pants.
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