I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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