To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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