What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
