That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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