Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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