take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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