So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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