We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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