you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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