I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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