I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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