she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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