I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize
