Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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