Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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