Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
that may or may not have been my penis.
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