Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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