Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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