All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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